Extra English episode 1 Hectors arrival (part2)

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## 🎬 **EXTRA – Episode 2: Hector Goes Shopping**

**Narrador:**
The flatmates go shopping for Hector.
Hector goes shopping for the girls.
But what happens when Hector goes shopping for himself?
EXTRA – don’t miss it!

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### **Scene 1 – Morning in the flat**

**ANNIE** [reading email aloud]:
“What’s he like?”
Oh… “Argentinian, tall, handsome.”
“Oh wow, fantastic! A new boyfriend for you maybe!”
[Laughs, sneezes]
“Maybe… but don’t tell Bridget!”
[typing] “Must go. More news later. – A.”

**BRIDGET:** Is Hector still asleep?
**ANNIE:** Yep.
**BRIDGET:** Ah. Hector! Wakey-wakey! Come on, rise and shine!
**Hector snores**
**ANNIE:** Sweet!
**BRIDGET:** Oh, good morning! [Sneezes]
**HECTOR:** Oh, good morning! [Sneezes]
**ANNIE:** No, Hector, I have a cold.
**BRIDGET:** And so have I.
**HECTOR:** Oh, you have a cold, Bridget.
**BRIDGET:** Yes, I have a cold.
**ANNIE:** Yes, we have a cold. So let’s begin again.
**ALL:** Good morning!
**BRIDGET:** Oh never mind… Hector, would you like some new pyjamas?
**HECTOR:** Mmm?
**BRIDGET:** Excuse me for a moment. Annie, bathroom. Now!

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### **Scene 2 – Nick arrives**

**HECTOR:** Good morning.
**NICK:** Good morning. Is it fancy dress?
**HECTOR:** Fancy dress? Yes.
**NICK:** Oh, nice. Hey, nice car, eh?
**HECTOR:** I have this car at home.
**NICK:** Wow, you have this car at home? Girls must love you!
**HECTOR:** Girls… no.
**NICK:** No? Hector, can I tell you something?
**HECTOR:** OK.
**NICK:** The car looks good.
**HECTOR:** Ah-ay.
**NICK:** So *you* must look good too!
**HECTOR:** I look good!
**NICK:** No! You don’t look good. But I can help.
**HECTOR:** OK!

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### **Scene 3 – Shopping plans**

**BRIDGET:** Hector’s clothes are awful!
**ANNIE:** They’re so old-fashioned!
**BRIDGET:** I know. I’ll take him shopping.
**ANNIE:** No, I’ll take him shopping.
**BRIDGET:** I said I’ll take him shopping!
**NICK:** [enters] You need a look, like on a fast bike!
**BRIDGET:** No, no, Hector, listen to me. You need a designer look.
**ANNIE:** No, you need a cowboy look!
**NICK:** A leather jacket!
**BRIDGET:** A bandanna and a vest!
**ANNIE:** A denim shirt!
**NICK:** A motorbike!
**HECTOR:** Stop!! OK, I will go shopping.
**BRIDGET, ANNIE, NICK:** On your own?!

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### **Scene 4 – Nick’s English Lesson**

**NICK:** Leave it to me. I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer.
**HECTOR:** OK.
**NICK:** Ding-dong! Good morning!
**HECTOR:** Good morning. I… I…
**NICK:** I would like…
**HECTOR:** I would like… a jacket, please.
**NICK:** Trousers.
**HECTOR:** I would like a pair of trousers, please.
**NICK:** And shoes.
**HECTOR:** I would like a pair of shoes, please. And… a cat for my head!
**NICK:** You mean *hat*! This is a cat!
**HECTOR:** [laughs] A cat for my head!

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### **Scene 5 – The Shopping Mission**

**ANNIE:** Hector, come shopping with me.
**BRIDGET:** Or me!
**NICK:** All right! We’ll each buy something for Hector.
I’ll go to the shoe shop.
**ANNIE:** I’ll buy the shirt.
**BRIDGET:** I’ll buy the trousers.
**ANNIE:** And we need eggs, lemons, and dog food.
**HECTOR:** Eggs, lemons, dog food.
**ANNIE:** Well done, Hector.
**BRIDGET:** And don’t answer the phone, it might be the tarantula!
**HECTOR:** OK.

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### **Scene 6 – Alone in the flat**

**HECTOR:** Eggs, lemons, dog food…
Oh hi, Annie! Good afternoon!
**ANNIE:** Good afternoon, Hector. I bought this for you.
Try it on!
**HECTOR:** Try it on? Oh, OK!

**BRIDGET:** Where’s Hector?
**ANNIE:** In the bathroom.
**BRIDGET:** I’ll give him this.
**ANNIE:** No, I will!
**BRIDGET:** Spoilsport!

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### **Scene 7 – Chaos!**

**NICK:** Hector! Here are your clothes, you’ll look *so cool*!
**HECTOR:** Cool?
**NICK:** Co-ol!
**HECTOR:** Nice melons!
**BRIDGET:** Melons? Who are those from?
**ANNIE:** I think Hector’s been shopping online!
**BRIDGET:** But we don’t need melons!
**ANNIE:** Well, he did try. And he bought… just a few eggs.
**NICK:** [laughing] 144 eggs! And ten *melons* instead of *lemons*!

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### **Scene 8 – Fashion Show**

**HECTOR:** OK, I’m ready!
**NICK:** We’re ready! Enter!
**HECTOR:** Do you like it?
**ANNIE:** Erm… I like the shirt.
**BRIDGET:** I like the sarong.
**NICK:** I like the shoes.
**HECTOR:** So, am I cool?
**ALL:** Erm… no.
**HECTOR:** I’m not cool. I’ll go shopping again!
**NICK:** Here we go again!

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### **Scene 9 – Teaching Hector to Shop**

**BRIDGET:** Come on Hector, we’ll teach you.
**ANNIE:** Bridget and I will be the shopkeepers.
**BRIDGET:** And you are the customer!
**HECTOR:** OK. [clears throat] Good afternoon!
**BRIDGET:** Good afternoon! What would you like to buy?
**HECTOR:** I would like some clothes, please.
**BRIDGET:** What size?
**HECTOR:** I don’t know.
**BRIDGET:** I’ll measure you. Arms up!
**ANNIE:** Arms up, please!
**BRIDGET:** Chest… 112 cm. Waist… 82 cm. Leg… 87 cm!
**NICK:** [grinning] I’ll do that!
**BRIDGET:** Now, do you like these trousers?
**ANNIE:** Do you like this shirt?
**HECTOR:** Yes!
**BRIDGET:** That’s £5,000.
**ANNIE:** No, Hector, that’s too expensive!
**NICK:** Not for Hector!
**HECTOR:** So, I am ready to go shopping!
**ALL:** Good luck!

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### **Scene 10 – The Result**

**BRIDGET:** [sneezing] Where’s my lemon drink, Nick?
**ANNIE:** Nick, any more tissues?
**NICK:** I’m coming!
**ANNIE:** Oh, I feel awful.
**BRIDGET:** Me too. Nothing will make me feel better.
**Knock on the door**
**NICK:** It’s only Hector.
**HECTOR:** Well… is it cool?
**NICK:** Wow, man! You look great!
**BRIDGET:** Excellent! The clothes are super!
**HECTOR:** I have been shopping!

**[Intercom buzzes]**

**BRIDGET:** Hello?
**LANDLADY:** It’s me.
**BRIDGET:** The Tarantula! How are you?
**LANDLADY:** Fine. How’s your cold?
**BRIDGET:** My cold? How did you know?
**LANDLADY:** You told me this morning.
**HECTOR:** Me, I am Bridget.
**LANDLADY:** I don’t believe you.
**HECTOR:** Yes, I have a cold! [Sneezes]
**LANDLADY:** Oh, I’m sorry.
**BRIDGET:** Yes, silly me! I told you this morning.
**LANDLADY:** Then why are there *four hundred tins of dog food* here for Annie?!
**BRIDGET:** Four hundred?! Oh no… how strange!